How could I forget Cuervo?!?!

This handsome little man is Cuervo Wilson. He is a miniature poodle & Chihuahua mix, a Poo-Chi! He is a whopping 4.4 pounds, but it is all attitude. Here are some little know facts about Cuervo:

1. He is a math genius. He spends the better part of each day using mathematical equations to solve the world’s tribulations. He figured out how to combat global warming, only to find out there is no such thing. He now loathes Al Gore too.
2. He is currently having a sympathetic pregnancy with me. He requires vitamins and plenty of extra nourishment. He says he will be a first-rate big brother, although he does not know what a ‘brother’ actually is, but he is up for the job nonetheless.
3. He is totally fabulous. He has a wardrobe of over 25 shirts/sweatshirts/coats. He would have shoes or boots, but his feet are too minuscule. He loves Tiffany’s, Target & Chanel.
4. He prefers the company of men. I'm not saying he is gay, but if the headband fits...
5. He is an accomplished acrobat. He is able to jump 4 to 5 times his height from a standing position and twice that far with a running start.
6. His main mode of transportation is his mom’s Chanel purse. The Coach one is OK, but the hue of the leather clashes with his blonde butt hairs.
7. He is afraid of cougars, moist dog food and spelling.
8. He enjoys prime numbers, Doritos and peeing in different localities.

First Birthday, June 2007!